Quick News Flash
Dear Diary,
First off, Liliana is the nicest, best person ever!!! When I talked badly about her, psh.. I was just paranoid that she was gonna steal Allena from me. But, come on! She is a swift, totally immaculate, flawless lovely angelic creature that blessed me with her astounding musical talent. Anyways, I am in North Carolina with Flage and Marrisa. I know, you are wondering, “Why is Marrisa there?” Well she was staying with our family for some of the summer, and so we decided to go to N.C.! And then… Flage. Why is he here? Well, Marrisa came here through a direct flight, and so she didn’t have a car to drive. Brian wouldn’t let Marrisa use our car, even though they are pretty good with each other, so we drove Flage’s car. By the way, if you can find a car as big, comfy, and tricked our with advanced technology as Flage’s car that is not owned by a famous person, I will give you my next paycheck. Okay, maybe I won’t. I really need this money, and I am working as hard as a poor little mule works to carry a lazy celebrity’s suitcases up Mount Everest. That really never happens though, because I mean, the thinning air would certainly kill the little mule, unless he had a special mule air tank… Which I am pretty sure hasn’t been invented yet. Oh, yeah, I have something to add. FLAGE HAS A GIRLFRIEND! Yes, it’s that bubble blowing, fake eyelash batter Jamie Dawn. I might add that she is a member of the U.S.P group, a.k.a the populars. How did he get her? I have no idea. But it’s not like im jealous of her, I mean she is a monster! Oh, but she has such lustrous, smooth looking hair…. I gotta go!
~RiO
